I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer