I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

💘 Valentine's Joke

Anti-Valentine

Friday, April 10, 2026

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

More Valentine's Jokes

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

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