What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

It's got all the right ingredients: loneliness, disappointment, and a pinch of desperation.

Why did Cupid bring a ladder to his Valentine's Day date?

He wanted to take their love to the next level!

Are you a love potion?

Because I'm under your spell... and now I can't find my car keys.