Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupt

tion. Wait, no. I'm not going to finish the joke. I'm just going to leave you hanging like this, because that's kind of like life, isn't it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the bags, we're going on vacation!

Knock knock. Who's there? Flour.

Flour who? I knead to talk to you.