✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockFriday, April 10, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Pane
Pane who? I'm having a glass-half-empty relationship with you, it's a window of opportunity to change.
Knock knock. Who's there? Frank.
Frank who? Frank you very much for opening the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Byte.
Byte who? I'm having a little trouble processing your question.
Knock knock. Who's there? A pause.
A pause who? No, just a pause. It's not a person.
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