Why did the elves implement an "open door" policy at Santa's workshop?

They wanted to encourage more elf-expression.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the Christmas party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section