They say marriage is about getting to know your partner inside and out, discovering all their little habits.

And I've quickly learned that some of those habits include leaving socks *next* to the laundry basket and claiming the last piece of cake was 'just a crumb'.

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law

My wife and I try to have a weekly 'date night' to keep the romance alive.

These days, 'keeping the romance alive' mostly means falling asleep on the couch halfway through a movie and debating who gets to turn off the lights.