Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party and more like a high-stakes game of diplomatic chess.

We ended up just putting everyone's name in a hat and letting fate decide. Much less therapy needed.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned

Marriage is like a great recipe

it takes a little bit of love, a little bit of patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness when you burn the dinner

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission

like 'Honey, can I watch the game tonight?' which really means 'Can I watch the game tonight without ruining my life?'