The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!