In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

Why did the cranberry sauce need a therapist?

It had too many jelly issues.

After my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just feel full.

We collectively descend into a food coma so deep, you could swear a hibernating bear moved in.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer