Our Thanksgiving dinner is less a meal and more an extreme sport.

You need stamina, a good defense, and the ability to pivot topics at warp speed.

I was going to ask the turkey for its opinion on the Thanksgiving menu...

...but I figured it would just give me a lot of gobble-dygook.

After my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we don't just feel full.

We collectively descend into a food coma so deep, you could swear a hibernating bear moved in.

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

one part love, two parts argument, and a whole lot of gravy to smooth things over