Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title

I'm the gobbler of governance, the lord of the leftovers, the sultan of the stuffing – but my family just calls me Dad

Why did the cranberry sauce blush?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards on Thanksgiving?

Because he heard someone might be stuffing the deck!