Are you a heart?

Because you're absolutely vital for pumping blood throughout my circulatory system.

I've come to realize that my love life is like a recipe for disaster.

It's got all the right ingredients: loneliness, disappointment, and a pinch of desperation.

What did the rose say to its Valentine?

I'm pollen in love with you!

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a work of art to its soulmate