Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts

My ideal Valentine's Day date doesn't involve fancy restaurants or grand romantic gestures.

It involves a comfy couch, my favorite takeout, and absolutely no small talk about our 'future'.