Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Classic Knock

Saturday, April 11, 2026

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Wanda.

Wanda who? Wanda why you won't open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Flour.

Flour who? I knead to talk to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Repeat.

Repeat who? *sigh* Fine. Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase if you open the door!

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