My dad's garage is so organized,

he can find a screw from 1992 faster than I can find my car keys.

I asked my dad to teach me his secret to always knowing the right thing to say, no matter the situation, and he smiled and said

it's not about having all the answers, it's about being there to ask the questions together

For Father's Day, I told my dad he could be in charge of absolutely everything.

He immediately adjusted the thermostat, offered unsolicited grilling tips, and then looked at me and said, 'Hi son, I'm dad!'

My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.

But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'