Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career

but she just wanted to branch out and try something new

I tried to make a joke about bread, but I kneaded to work on it.

So, I was at the bakery this morning, picking up some fresh bread for breakfast. The baker was telling me about how early he has to start every day to get everything ready.

I guess he really kneads his job.