What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

You're gourd at that job!

What's a vampire's favorite type of fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her customers to stone when they asked for 'just a trim'!

What's a pirate's favorite part of Halloween?

Finding all the *booty*... of candy!