🦃 Thanksgiving Joke
Family DinnerMonday, April 13, 2026
The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.
It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.
More Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health
Why did the stuffing get a promotion?
Because it was always *filling* its potential!
Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.
And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.
Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
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