I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

I've been thinking, why did the turkey go to the doctor?

It had a little fowl cough!

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault