Is your dad a baker?

Because you're a cutie pie... and I was hoping he had some leftovers for Valentine's Day!

Are you a Valentine's Day parking ticket?

Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I really should have paid attention to the two-hour limit.

Is your heart a target?

Because Cupid keeps missing it and hitting my wallet.

Valentine's Day always makes me think of couples like competitive athletes...

...they spend all year casually dating, then on February 14th, it's suddenly the Olympics of romance.