I've decided to treat myself on Valentine's Day

Because let's be real, I'm the only one who still thinks I'm a good catch

Are you a Valentine's Day time capsule?

Because you're someone I'd love to unwrap years from now.

Why did the chocolate go on a date?

It was looking for its truffle mate.

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

He kept shooting for the heart-shaped cookies!