My Valentine's Day plans usually involve a very specific type of bouquet.

A pizza box, surrounded by breadsticks.

Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.

Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you