I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day, and he said something to warm my heart

So I turned up the thermostat, now he's ecstatic and our energy bill is through the roof

I got my dad a personalized 'World's Okayest Dad' t-shirt for Father's Day

Now he wears it every time he's in charge of the grill, and says it's a 'temperature-ally' accurate description

My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper

but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower

I asked my dad what he was most proud of as a father on Father's Day

He said it wasn't the achievements or milestones, but the fact that I still come to him for advice, even though I never take it