Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's IT department?

They needed to update their sleigh-ware

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!

Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole union?

Because they wanted to clause for better benefits.