I took my kids to the zoo and we saw an exhibit on elephants

and I said, 'I've got a trunk-load of jokes about these guys!'

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.