I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we noticed that the barista was having a hard time keeping up with all the orders. She was moving around quickly, but still seemed a bit frazzled. I asked her if she was feeling a little

buzzed

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!