Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.

Why did the Christmas tree apply for a job?

Because it wanted to branch out.

What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas tree decorator?

You're always stringing me along, but I'm pining for a simpler look this year.

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill