What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas tree decorator?

You're always stringing me along, but I'm pining for a simpler look this year.

Why did Santa's reindeer start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the deer-ivers of holiday cheer!

Why did the Christmas stocking go to therapy?

It had a lot of hang-ups.

What do you call a present that arrives after Christmas?

A past present.