Why did Santa's elves demand better working conditions at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause out the long hours

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's IT department?

They needed to update their sleigh-ware

Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!