Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the werewolf go to the hair salon?

Because it was having a hairy situation!

What do you call a zombie who tells jokes?

A dead-pan comedian.

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was to die for