We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.

Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.

We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself

Before we got married, my husband used to send me flowers and chocolates every week.

Now, if he brings home the *right* kind of toilet paper without being asked, I know it's true love.

Many people compare marriage to building a house together.

But from what I've seen, it's more like building a really intricate LEGO set without instructions, where one of you thinks the roof goes on first, and the other is convinced it's all about the tiny flower garden.