I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.

My therapist told me I need to be more present.

So I opened a new tab on my phone to Google 'mindfulness techniques' during our session.

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job

I just got a raise, but it's basically just an inflation adjustment

So now I can afford last year's lifestyle, congratulations to me