๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 15, 2026
I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient',
which is like telling someone to 'just breathe' while they're drowning in student loans.
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My therapist told me I need to be more present.
So I opened a new tab on my phone to Google 'mindfulness techniques' during our session.
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
My CEO just told everyone, 'We're a family here!'
I immediately checked my organ donor status.
My therapist identified my attachment style as 'anxious-preoccupied.'
Which perfectly explains why I keep checking if my DoorDash order is still 5 minutes away.
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