Why did the turkey go to the doctor before Thanksgiving?

It had a fowl cough!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.

I've been feeling grateful for our Thanksgiving dinner tradition

because it's the one time a year where I'm a cut above the rest

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...

...it's coming up with a new answer to 'So, are you dating anyone yet?' every single year.