๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage Dadโ Won 0 of 1 battleWednesday, April 15, 2026
I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day
and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies
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I once told my dad he didn't say 'I love you' enough.
He just walked over, silently fixed the leaky faucet I'd been ignoring for weeks, and then left a freshly brewed cup of coffee on my desk. And you know what? I've never felt more loved.
My dad's idea of a relaxing weekend is
spending 5 hours in the garage, only to emerge with a slightly cleaner workbench and a list of 12 new projects to start
My dad told me he wanted a very specific Father's Day gift: something that would help him maintain optimal home comfort.
So I got him a sweater, and he said, 'Perfect! Now I can finally turn the thermostat down even lower without anyone complaining.'
I once asked my dad for directions, and he told me, 'Just keep going straight until you know you're lost, then you're probably close.'
I used to think he just had a terrible sense of direction, but now I realize he was teaching me that even when I feel a little lost, he's always my true north.
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