๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage Dadโ Won 0 of 1 battleWednesday, April 15, 2026
I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day
and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies
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My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was an hour of peace and quiet.
We found him in the garage, deep in conversation with a loose bolt on a bicycle he hasn't ridden in a decade.
For Father's Day, I told my dad I was feeling generous and wanted to buy him something extravagant.
He looked at me and said, "Hi generous, I'm dad!"
I asked my dad how he wanted to spend Father's Day, and he just smiled and said 'just like any other day, with the people I love'
Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
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