So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a person flying a kite that was shaped like a shark. The kids were thrilled to see it soaring through the air, and we started talking about the different types of kites you can buy. I asked the person how they got their kite to fly so high, and they said

it was a jaws-dropping experience

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'