I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a judgment-free zone

but somehow my aunt always manages to fit in a critique of my life choices between the mashed potatoes and the green beans

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Why did the stuffing get promoted at work?

Because it was great at filling important roles!

Wow, this turkey looks absolutely perfect.

It's almost un-gobble-lievable!