Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

Alright folks, before I dive into carving this magnificent turkey, I just have to say, it's so beautiful, it's practically...

poultry in motion!