๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastFriday, April 17, 2026
I was talking to the happy couple about their future plans
and I realized marriage is like a GPS: it starts with a clear direction, but after a few years, it's just a voice saying 'recalculating' over and over again
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We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home
Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law
I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?
In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart
I love how marriage is all about finding common ground
now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink
I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to
finish each other's arguments.
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