Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party and more like a high-stakes game of diplomatic chess.

We ended up just putting everyone's name in a hat and letting fate decide. Much less therapy needed.

I've learned that marriage is all about finding creative ways to ask for permission

like saying 'honey, can I watch the game?' when what I really mean is 'can I ignore you for three hours?'

When my wife and I were dating, I’d spend an hour getting ready for our date.

Now that we’re married, I consider it a win if I remember to put on pants before she gets home.

Our wedding guest list started with close friends and family.

By the time everyone added their 'must-invites,' we were debating whether the Queen of England had a prior engagement.