I love how marriage is all about finding someone who accepts you for who you are

until you leave the cap off the toothpaste, then suddenly you're a completely different person

We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself

We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law

They say that in marriage, you truly learn the art of communication.

For example, [Groom's Name] has mastered the art of perfectly conveying a complex thought using only a single grunt, and [Bride's Name] has mastered the art of fully translating it.