I've got a fowl confession to make,

I'm a little stuffed from preparing this Thanksgiving meal!

Why did the dinner rolls get so good at sports?

Because they always knew how to *rise* to the occasion!

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve into this magnificent bird...

...just promise me you won't get *fowl*-tempered waiting for your slice!