Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

Alright folks, before I dive into carving this magnificent turkey, I just have to say, it's so beautiful, it's practically...

poultry in motion!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!