๐ Father's Day Joke
Classic DadFriday, April 17, 2026
I got my dad a smart grill for Father's Day, thinking it would make him the master of the backyard
Now he just uses it to burn burgers and prove that even technology can't fix his cooking
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My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.
But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'
My dad always says he doesn't need anything fancy for Father's Day, just a quiet afternoon and a perfectly mowed lawn.
But then I caught him showing off the misshapen clay mug I made him in kindergarten to his golf buddies, and I realized his heart's true desire was always just for us to be there... and maybe make him something.
I told my dad I was really looking forward to a relaxing Father's Day.
He just replied, 'Hi Looking Forward, I'm Dad! Now, who's going to help me check the propane on the grill?'
My dad spent all Saturday in the garage, and when I asked him what he was working on, he said
nothing, just maintaining a 20-year relationship with his toolbox
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