I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices

Before I dive into carving this magnificent bird...

I just want to say, I'm feeling a little... carve-ous!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure

Alright, everyone, before I carve into this magnificent bird, I asked it one last question.

I said, 'Are you ready?' And it just replied, 'I'm feeling pretty *stuffed*!'