I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I took my kids to the dentist, and we saw a toothbrush with a badge on it

I guess it was a 'brush' with the law

I decided to get a job at the bakery.

I figured I kneaded the dough.

So I was at the beach with my family, and we saw a man selling seashells. He had all sorts of shells in different shapes and sizes, and my kids were fascinated by them. The vendor told us that he had been collecting them for years and had become quite the expert

I guess you could say he was a shell of a man with a lot of knowledge