I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.