๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.
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My manager told me to 'optimize my passion' for the company.
But honestly, my only passion right now is optimizing my sleep schedule.
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
I've got so many side hustles,
my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.
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