๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Friday, March 27, 2026
My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.
More Millennial Jokes
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.
I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.
I finally finished my masterpiece.
It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
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