My bank told me I qualify for a mortgage.

I laughed so hard my avocado toast fell.

I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.

I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans

I've been doing the work in therapy to practice self-compassion

But it's hard to be kind to myself when my student loans are still sending me mean emails