My therapist told me to embrace mindfulness and live in the present.

So I immediately started doomscrolling to escape it.

I've been reading a lot of self-help books to improve my mental health

Now I have a lot of feelings and a significant amount of overdue library fines

I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans

My boomer parents told me to save my money for a down payment.

Now I can almost afford a window in their old house.