I'm having a grape time at the wine tasting, but it's a crushing experience.

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist