What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi

So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.