I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

I've been trying to practice mindfulness in therapy

but I keep finding myself pondering existential dread during meditation instead of my breath

Our manager said we're a family here, which is why

I'm waiting for my yearly performance review to find out if I'm getting disowned or not

I asked my manager why our meeting couldn't have been an email

And they said 'because then we wouldn't have had the opportunity to synergize our thought processes and disrupt the paradigm of traditional communication'