I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.

Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.

I'm trying to buy a house, but it seems like the only thing I can afford is the Zillow subscription

I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

I'm considering buying a house, but the prices are outrageous

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that doesn't require a second job... or a second lottery win