I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.

My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.

I told her: a 40-hour work week.

My therapist suggested I find a hobby to de-stress.

So now I just stress about whether I'm monetizing my hobbies enough.

I'm really trying to plan for the future.

My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.