๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Monday, March 30, 2026
I finally feel like I'm really adulting.
I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.
More Millennial Jokes
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house
I've been trying to practice mindfulness in therapy
but I keep finding myself pondering existential dread during meditation instead of my breath
I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.
Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.
I've been trying to practice self-care by journaling my emotions,
but mostly I just write 'same' every day.
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