๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.
I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse โ feels more realistic.
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I asked my boomer parents for housing advice
They told me to 'just stop eating avocado toast', like that's the down payment on a McMansion
I asked my boomer dad for housing advice
He said 'just save up and put 20% down', which is like telling me to 'just buy a unicorn and ride it to work'
I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers
now I just get anxious about how anxious I'm going to get
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