I suggested replacing our daily stand-up meeting with a simple email update,

but my manager said that would undermine the 'synergy' we create by all staring at each other in silence for 15 minutes.

I finally achieved financial stability.

Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.

I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.

Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.