I've been searching for a affordable apartment

but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying

I'm juggling so many side hustles,

I just asked my barista if they offer health insurance.

I'm trying to start a family, but the only thing I can afford to nurture is my debt

I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style

Now I'm just aggressively attached to my couch and refusal to commit to anything else