๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
More Millennial Jokes
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
I'm thinking about starting a family.
But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
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