I have so many side hustles now,

my tax return looks like a 'Help Wanted' sign.

My idea of 'investing in real estate' is now just buying a really nice tent.

My therapist told me I need to confront my fears.

So I started a podcast about all my anxieties instead.

My manager told me to 'optimize my passion' for the company.

But honestly, my only passion right now is optimizing my sleep schedule.