I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.

I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings