So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

I told my egg farmer friend that I was worried about his chickens

but he just said 'don't worry, they're egg-cellent at taking care of themselves'

I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said

I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!