☕ Girl Tea Joke
⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleTuesday, March 31, 2026
I tried to do that 'messy bun' look this morning, you know, the one that's supposed to be casual and chic.
After three failed attempts, a whole lot of hairspray, and an arm cramp, I just gave up and wore a hat. That's my version of effortless.
More Girl Tea Jokes
I'm not just running late for work, I'm
orchestrating a thrilling, against-all-odds, commute-as-action-movie sequence, complete with a pulse-pounding soundtrack and an Oscar-worthy monologue about the tribulations of public transportation.
I've been noticing that guys on dating apps love to brag about their 'exotic' travels
but their Instagram stories are just 10 different angles of the Eiffel Tower from a middle school trip
Men love to complain about how women have 'unrealistic expectations' on dating apps.
And then their biggest 'deal-breaker' is that you don't look exactly like their favorite influencer after her 10-step filter routine.
He said on his dating app bio that he was 'tired of the games' and 'ready for something real.'
Then his opening message was 'You up?' with a GIF of a dog wearing sunglasses.
Comments
Loading comments...