👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadWednesday, April 1, 2026
So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many
and he said it was a shell of a job!
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