My manager said, 'We're a family here.'

Which makes sense, because I'm always dreading our gatherings and can't afford to move out.

Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks

because 'burnout is just a state of mind'

My therapist said I need to validate my own emotions.

So my emotions validated that I needed another nap.

My manager just called an 'urgent all-hands' meeting to discuss how we can all be more proactive about asynchronous communication.