My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.

I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse – feels more realistic.

I finally feel like I'm really adulting.

I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.

I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.