I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.

Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.

My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.

I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'

I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,

but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.