My boss told us 'we're a family here,'

which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.

I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.