๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkThursday, April 2, 2026
I've been dating a girl who's really into astrology, and she told me our love was written in the stars.
But honestly, I think our love life is more like a lunar cycle โ it's all about the phases, and sometimes it's just a dark void for weeks.
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