๐ฅ Dirty Joke
After DarkThursday, April 2, 2026
I've been dating a girl who's really into astrology, and she told me our love was written in the stars.
But honestly, I think our love life is more like a lunar cycle โ it's all about the phases, and sometimes it's just a dark void for weeks.
More Dirty Jokes
I've been taking pottery classes, and my instructor says I have a natural talent...
...for getting my hands deep into the clay and making it spin just right.
My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.
I told him, 'Funny, my girlfriend always tells me I've got a fantastic grip.'
My new Pilates instructor told me I need to really engage my core, get deep into my pelvic floor, and then slowly release it with control.
I'm still not sure what a 'hundreds' exercise is, but I'm getting quite good at it.
My girlfriend told me she wanted to 'get to the bottom of things' in our relationship.
So I spent the entire night perfecting my rim job technique.
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