Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was here or not.

I was trying to brew a new type of coffee this morning, experimenting with different grind sizes and water temperatures. I really wanted to get that perfect cup.

But no matter what I did, I just couldn't espresso myself properly.

I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust.