๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraThursday, April 2, 2026
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
More Millennial Jokes
I've been reading self-help books to improve my mental health
but the only thing I've accomplished is organizing my bookshelf by recovery journey
I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy
but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
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