I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,

but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.

I asked my boomer dad for housing advice

He said 'just save up and put 20% down', which is like telling me to 'just buy a unicorn and ride it to work'

I've been searching for a affordable apartment

but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying

My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.

So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.