I've been working on my financial literacy.

Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

My manager said, 'We're a family here.'

Which makes sense, because I'm always dreading our gatherings and can't afford to move out.

My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.