I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan

but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking

My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.

I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'

My boss told us 'we're a family here,'

which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.

My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.

I told her: a 40-hour work week.