๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraThursday, April 2, 2026
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is insane
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loans
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I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan
but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking
My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.
I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'
My boss told us 'we're a family here,'
which is why I'm always guilt-tripped into doing extra work and can never afford to move out.
My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.
I told her: a 40-hour work week.
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