I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house

📱 Millennial Joke

Broke Era

Thursday, April 2, 2026

but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house

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It's having to pay for the funeral.

I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

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Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.

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Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

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