I've been trying to buy a house in my area

But the only thing I can afford is a strong opinion about gentrification.

My boss told me to 'leverage my personal brand' to help the company grow.

I told him my personal brand is 'exhausted and questioning everything'.

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms

Now I can procrastinate with a clear conscience and call it 'self-care'.

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'