They told me to get a side hustle.

Now I have three 'main' hustles and I'm still broke.

I told my therapist I've been struggling to practice self-compassion

So she charged me extra for being mean to myself during the session

I'm trying to buy a house, but my budget is tight

I've got a 500k mortgage and a 5k salary, I'm basically just renting money from the bank at this point

My manager told me to 'embrace the chaos' as a growth opportunity.

My therapist just calls it 'a toxic work environment'.