My boss told me to 'manifest a positive outcome'

when I asked for a raise.

I've been working on my emotional intelligence in therapy

Now I can identify at least five different ways I'm avoiding my feelings at any given time.

Our CEO kept saying 'we're a family here' until I asked for a vacation day to attend my actual family's reunion

and suddenly I was 'abandoning the team'.

I finally achieved financial stability.

Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.