I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,

but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.

My boss told me to 'leverage my personal brand' to help the company grow.

I told him my personal brand is 'exhausted and questioning everything'.

Our company motto is 'we're a family here',

which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.

My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.

I told her: a 40-hour work week.