What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles!

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy at the North Pole?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.