Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.

Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to meet new people and get some elf-help!

Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.

Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?

Because it was a suckers' favorite