Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

He didn't want to sleigh the schedule.

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's HR department?

Because they wanted to work on their clause for concern!

Why did Buddy the Elf get a job at the North Pole's coffee shop?

He heard they served the best 'espresso' of Christmas cheer!