Why did the head elf always carry a ruler around the toy workshop?

To make sure everything was made to *elf-act* specifications.

Why did Santa give his head elf a glowing performance review?

Because he was truly elf-icient.

Why was the snowman invited to all the holiday parties?

Because he's a cool guy to have around!

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.