Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

I've got a fowl feeling about this year's Thanksgiving dinner

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!