Why was the stuffing feeling so confident?

Because it was full of itself!

What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance

because we don't just eat until we're full, we eat until we're separated by paramedics

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!