I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity

It's impossible to put down

I took my kids to the bakery and we saw a big sign that said they were having a sale on bread

It was a loaf of deals

I was trying to start a garden in my backyard, but I was having trouble getting the seeds to grow. I checked the soil, the sunlight, and the watering schedule, but nothing seemed to be working. I decided to consult with a gardening expert, who told me the problem was

I wasn't planting the seeds deep enough, I guess you could say I wasn't getting to the root of the problem.