I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.

He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.