I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.

I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.