I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career

but she just wanted to branch out and try something new

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.

I guess it was still trying to perk up.